Its only a tiny bit of snow but I hate it.
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
Or in the (approximate) words of Louis C.K.,
GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT
Ronda Rousey demonstrating how she does her armbar from the back mount on The Ultimate Fighter, Season 18, Episode 12.
Got body issues? Sounds like a personal problem.
The Ultimate Fighter contestant Jessamyn Duke has been documenting her experience during the competition for Bleacher Report, and this week revealed an incredible story about coach and reigning UFC bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey.
Two of Rousey’s fighters, Anthony Gutierrez and David Grant, were schedule to meet during the show’s semifinal round. However, Gutierrez weighed in four pounds overweight. He had an hour to lose the four pounds but he chose not to, forfeited the match, and was kicked off the show.
During the episode, Rousey offers to cut weight herself as a penance for Gutierrez but the footage showed that UFC president Dana White talks her out of doing so.
But according to Duke, Rousey did in fact cut weight. 17 pounds:
She jumped on the scale after Anthony missed weight and was 152 pounds. Without any sort of prep (diet, water loading, sodium loading/cutting, etc.) jumped in the sauna and was in there for FIVE hours before it was time to go to the coaches challenge.
When the rest of us arrived [the next day] she was sitting at 136 pounds in the locker room. I watched her warm up Rakoczy for her fight while on weight and then step on the scale in front of Dana and be 135 pounds. She did this to prove a point.
bucketofchum said: But then I stab my tongue and it hurts and then sad.
I was fully expecting this to say “but then I stab people.”
Day two black eye. The swelling is down but the color is expanding. It is now moving to the under eye area and all over. Its also less purple/blue and a little more brown. *sigh* I also got scratched today by a teammates gi. Hence the scrape by my brow.
(If you’re interested in how I got the black eye anyway, its because some 230lb 4 stripe blue belt dropped an elbow trying to americana me. I escaped!)
I’ve had my blue belt for two weeks now. And here are my thoughts on this freaky new belt.
So far it’s been an interesting (short) ride. I immediately felt like I had a target on my back. I was no longer a white belt and I perhaps posed a challenge to the…
This is gonna be a good shiner. Oh geeeez. #bjj #brazilianjiujitsu #martialarts #bruise #tookanelbowtotheface